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First Nobel Prizes were awarded in 1901

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Pro tip: Peace prizes during tumultuous times fetch a premium.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I really sell my Nobel Prize?

Technically, yes! Several laureates have sold their medals at auction. Though we recommend keeping it for the conversation value alone.

What if my prize is controversial?

Controversial prizes often sell for a premium. Nothing drives demand like a good debate about merit.

Do you buy pre-owned Nobels?

We're a marketplace, not a pawn shop. But we do offer competitive listing fees for quick sales.

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