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About NobelMarket

Our Mission

In a world where everything has a price, we asked ourselves: why should Nobel Prizes be any different? Founded in 2025, NobelMarket is the premier destination for those looking to buy prestige, sell accomplishments, or just browse humanity's greatest achievements with a price tag attached.

We believe in a free market of ideas - and now, a free market of the recognition of those ideas.

How It Works

1

List Your Prize

Fill out our simple form. We ask no questions about how you got it.

2

Verification

Our team of former Swedish Academy interns verifies authenticity.

3

Profit

Find a buyer and complete the transaction. We handle the awkward paperwork.

The Team

Our team consists of former academics who pivoted to tech, disillusioned laureates, and one actual economist (though not a Nobel-winning one... yet).

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Dr. Patricia Prestige
CEO & Chief Skeptic
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Prof. Max Market
Head of Authenticity
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Anna Algorithm
CTO & Meme Officer

Important Disclaimer

This is a satirical website created for entertainment purposes only. No actual Nobel Prizes are for sale, and we have no affiliation with the Nobel Foundation. Please direct complaints to /dev/null.

⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️

WARNING: The stunts and opinions on this website are performed by professional jackasses.

NobelMarket and all associated parties are not responsible for any offense caused to: governments pretending to care about peace while selling weapons, billionaires who think they deserve recognition for being rich, politicians throwing tantrums about awards they didn't win, or Nobel Committee members suffering cognitive dissonance.

Any resemblance to actual war criminals, dictators, or Norwegian arms dealers is entirely intentional. The Norwegian government is kindly asked to stop pretending they're neutral while profiting from global conflict.

Do not attempt to take any government or institution at face value. Everyone is a jackass. Including us.

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No actual Nobel Prizes were harmed in the making of this website.

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