How This Was Made

"I want to build a satirical website on nobels.no that has a marketplace for buying and selling Nobel Prizes in light of current events. I already use the Next-stack so that might be a good idea, but I'm open to Svelte too (if you guide me so I can learn!)"

"I also like to have a 'LinkedIn Jerk-Circle Post Generator'. Discount codes should also be available when buying (poke fun of war crimes++). I also want a 'nominate yourself' function where you can hit a 'nag/cry/act like a man child' button until you win. I want clear references to Donald Trump and María Corina Machado. I also want the disclaimers and warnings to nod to the original Jackass Series warnings (as everyone seems to be jackasses right now). Focus on how the governments (mainly Norway) are sellouts and promote war and just pretend to care about peace (selling weapons etc). I also want a merch shop for the poor (something with laks, and all i got was this lousy t-shirt, sticker, etc - be creative here!)"

"Enhance the UI and use proper fonts (and sizes). Enhance the nominate yourself. I want an interactive game where you keep nagging until they say 'Fine we'll consider you!'. Use Trump rhetoric."

"We should be careful glorifying María (especially after giving the price to Trump), so tone down that part. As for the game - the tweets are funny but disappear too quickly. Should act more like a traditional toast where hovering keeps them visible. Maybe even have a way to view them later in a message box. And feel free to throw in more Trump-ism to make it more absurd. Also the random message/tweet tends to show the same over and over. Try to show as many of them as we can and re-cycle only when needed!"

"If we can somehow mix in special Epstein stuff, that be golden (Jagland is in the files). Be careful with direct defamation in this regard. And my man Jonas G needs to be in here (recent news). And some Greenland stuff too. If you can - generate photos too (especially in the merch store). And lets slap on a certified 100% AI Generated/Prompted somewhere. Finally - when buying something I want you to instead encourage user to consider donating to an organization worthwhile fighting instead of supporting these clowns. Maybe make a list and send the user to their pages if they click."

"A few more things. The year now is 2026. Remove the "Sue us, cowards" and if any change it to beg them not to sue. For merch I also want to link to donations. And product description should not be shortened. Technically having a page on how this is made with original prompts would be nice, also with a link to the GitHub repo (issues should be submitted as prompts!). Also update README to tell what this project is and how its made. Finally - prepare for release on GitHub Pages."