⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️
WARNING: The stunts and opinions on this website are performed by professional jackasses.
NobelMarket and all associated parties are not responsible for any offense caused to:
governments pretending to care about peace while selling weapons, billionaires who think
they deserve recognition for being rich, politicians throwing tantrums about awards they
didn't win, or Nobel Committee members suffering cognitive dissonance.
Any resemblance to actual war criminals, dictators, or Norwegian arms dealers is entirely
intentional. The Norwegian government is kindly asked to stop pretending they're neutral
while profiting from global conflict.
Do not attempt to take any government or institution at face value. Everyone is a jackass. Including us.
© 2026 NobelMarket. A satirical production.
No actual Nobel Prizes were harmed in the making of this website.
Funded by oil money, like everything else in Norway.