Do NOT attempt to take any of this seriously.

Nominate Yourself

The Nobel Committee doesn't accept self-nominations. But have they considered that you're really, really special? That you've done more for peace than anyone? ANYONE?

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How To Play

  • 🗣️ Click the button to nag the Nobel Committee
  • 😤 Watch their patience drain with every demand
  • 🐦 Tweets will pop up - hover to keep them visible!
  • 📥 Check your Tweet Inbox to review your greatest hits
  • 🏆 Keep going until they give in!

Nobel Prize: A Complicated History

The Nobel Peace Prize has a... let's say mixed track record. Henry Kissinger won in 1973 while overseeing the bombing of Cambodia. Obama won in 2009 for... well, being elected, mostly. The EU won in 2012, which is a whole thing.

Meanwhile, countless activists, journalists, and leaders doing actual work get overlooked. Some nominees face real consequences for their advocacy while the committee debates.

And then there's the fact that Norway gives out this peace prize while being one of the world's largest per-capita arms exporters. But sure, they're the arbiters of peace. Makes sense.

The Point: Maybe the real absurdity isn't someone nagging for a prize - it's that the whole system is a bit of a circus anyway. At least tantrums are honest about what they are.

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