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Physics 2020 Mint Condition

2020 Nobel Prize in Physics - Black Hole Edition

3 200 000 kr

Awarded for groundbreaking discoveries about black holes. Ironically, my bank account is now also a black hole. Medal has never crossed the event horizon.

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Seller: Cosmic Observer
Title: Astrophysicist
Reason for Selling: "Need funding for next telescope."

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