2027 Nobel Peace Prize - Greenland Acquisition Commemorative

51 000 000 000 kr

Pre-order for the prize commemorating the peaceful acquisition of Greenland. "We made them an offer they couldn't refuse - very peacefully! The most peaceful acquisition since... ever! The Greenlanders love me. LOVE me. Denmark was being very unfair, but we worked it out. Beautiful ice. The best ice. We're going to make Greenland great - it's already in the name!"

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Seller: D. J. Trump

Title: President, Real Estate Visionary, Island Collector

Reason for Selling: "Not selling. Just letting you know it exists. Tremendous prize. Many people want it."

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2027 Nobel Peace Prize - Greenland Acquisition Commemorative

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