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Peace 2026 Controversial
2026 Nobel Peace Prize - PRE-ORDER (Allegedly)
999 999 999 kr
The greatest Nobel Prize in history, frankly. Many people are saying it. I was robbed in 2018, 2019, 2020... actually every year. But this one I definitely won. The Swedish are very nice to me. Beautiful country. Not as beautiful as my buildings, but nice.
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Seller Information
Seller: D. J. Trump
Title: 45th & 47th President, Very Stable Genius
Reason for Selling: "Converting to Trump NFTs. Much better value. Believe me."
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