2025 Norwegian PM Special - "We Investigated Ourselves" Edition

3 700 000 kr

Commemorating years of expressing "deep concern" about conflicts while approving weapons exports. Includes: one framed photo of looking worried at press conferences, a collection of strongly-worded statements that changed nothing, and documentation of how Norway profits from war while lecturing others about peace. Aksjeskandal not included (sold separately).

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Seller: Jonas Gahr Støre

Title: Prime Minister, Former Foreign Minister, Professional Concern-Expresser

Reason for Selling: "Approval ratings suggest career pivot may be needed. "For the good of the party.""

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2025 Norwegian PM Special - "We Investigated Ourselves" Edition

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