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Peace 2024 Controversial
2024 Nobel Peace Prize - Norwegian Hypocrisy Edition
8 000 000 000 kr
Freshly awarded while Norway exports $8 billion in weapons annually. Includes: one gold medal, one certificate, and a masterclass in cognitive dissonance. Kongsberg Defence sends their regards.
Popular codes: KONGSBERG20, OILMONEY25, WEAPONS2SAUDIS, DRONESTRIKES
Seller Information
Seller: Norwegian Nobel Committee
Title: Arms Dealers with a Side Hustle
Reason for Selling: "Need to balance the budget after giving away all that prize money. Weapons don't sell themselves... actually they do, we have great salespeople."
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Instead of giving money to these clowns, consider donating to organizations that actually make a difference. Your 8 000 000 000 kr could fund real peace work instead of institutional theatre.
Note: All "purchase" buttons redirect to real charities because we'd rather you help people than buy fake prestige.
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