2012 Nobel Committee Chairman's Personal Rolodex

4 200 000 kr

Not a prize per se, but includes access to an extensive network of powerful contacts from his time leading the Nobel Committee. Buyer will receive: one leather-bound address book (some pages redacted), membership to several exclusive clubs, and a fascinating list of associates that recently became public. No questions asked about why certain names are highlighted.

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Seller: T. Jagland

Title: Former Committee Chairman, Council of Europe Head, Well-Connected

Reason for Selling: "Downsizing contact list for personal reasons. Some associations no longer... advantageous."

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2012 Nobel Committee Chairman's Personal Rolodex

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