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Peace 2009 Slightly Tarnished

2009 Nobel Peace Prize - Vintage Edition

5 000 000 kr

Awarded for extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy. Slightly premature, but aged well. Great conversation starter at summits.

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Seller: Hope Dealer
Title: Former World Leader
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